Coach Mellor Quote #83
Quote from Coach Mellor in The Scrunchie Rule
Coach Mellor: Goldfarb, kick us off.
Adam: Sorry, Coach. My old lady likes to keep all this on safe ground. She'll be here in three, two, one Mama!
Coach Mellor: Face it, Goldfarb, she's a no-show. Time to let the rope get to know every part of you.
Adam: Thing is, my mom's doing this whole Bevolution to reinvent herself and kind of dropped the ball on her schmoopie.
Coach Mellor: [whistle blows] Move!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Scrunchie Rule’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Mama, I need you!
Beverly: Schmoopie, you're home!
Adam: I came home 'cause I missed you. And I got scawwed. [babbling] Uhh, will you give me sniffies on my head?
Beverly: I am gonna sniff the [bleep] out of your head!
Quote from Barry
Other Erica: Ugh! How did you live with your sister for so long?
Barry: I was a baby for the first part, so I don't remember anything. But once I was able to form memories, it got awful. So, I get it.
Quote from Barry
Other Erica: What? Did we just finish each other's-
Both: sentences? [Both gasp]
Barry: Wow, we did it again!
Other Erica: Your Drakkar suddenly smells good to me.
Barry: My sweat activates it.
Other Erica: Awesome.