Adam: Look, are you the perfect father? Not even close. You're way too loud. You're constantly aggravated.
Barry: You're super gassy.
Adam: You once fell asleep during a parent-teacher conference.
Barry: You once fell asleep at Thanksgiving dinner.
Adam: You fell asleep at a stoplight many times.
Barry: You've got a real problem with sleep, man.
Murray: Are you done with your apology?
Adam: No. You may be all those things, but you're also the most dependable dad any kid could ask for.
Barry: We know, at the end of every day, you're gonna be there in that chair, without pants on, making sure we have food and clothes and whatever stupid thing we want.
Adam: We know you're always gonna protect us from the world, from ourselves, from anything bad.
Barry: And no, you're not perfect, but you're our dad.
Adam: And we love you.
Murray: Let's just forget about this and move on.