Quote from Murray in Parents Just Don't Understand
Adam: Look, are you the perfect father? Not even close. You're way too loud. You're constantly aggravated. Barry: You're super gassy. Adam: You once fell asleep during a parent-teacher conference. Barry: You once fell asleep at Thanksgiving dinner. Adam: You fell asleep at a stoplight many times. Barry: You've got a real problem with sleep, man. Murray: Are you done with your apology? Adam: No. You may be all those things, but you're also the most dependable dad any kid could ask for. Barry: We know, at the end of every day, you're gonna be there in that chair, without pants on, making sure we have food and clothes and whatever stupid thing we want. Adam: We know you're always gonna protect us from the world, from ourselves, from anything bad. Barry: And no, you're not perfect, but you're our dad. Adam: And we love you. Murray: Let's just forget about this and move on.