Quote from Erica in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Erica: Mom, I'm a total mess at college. Because of you, I've never had to clean or cook or act like a human in the real world. Beverly: Are you saying I failed as a mother by being too good of a mother? Erica: Yes! I am bleached and stinky and hungry. Beverly: Aw. Well, let Mama do your dirty laundry and fill you with eggs and breads and meats. Erica: Well, I kind of took a bus at 5:00 a.m. to learn adult skills, but your thing sounds way easier. Feed me the meats!