Erica Quote #258
Quote from Erica in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Erica: Mom, I'm a total mess at college. Because of you, I've never had to clean or cook or act like a human in the real world.
Beverly: Are you saying I failed as a mother by being too good of a mother?
Erica: Yes! I am bleached and stinky and hungry.
Beverly: Aw. Well, let Mama do your dirty laundry and fill you with eggs and breads and meats.
Erica: Well, I kind of took a bus at 5:00 a.m. to learn adult skills, but your thing sounds way easier. Feed me the meats!
Features in the collection: Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother’
Quote from Beverly in The Age of Darkness
Beverly: Sweetie, you have to eat.
Erica: Food reminds me of Drew. He used to eat food.
Beverly: Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother.
Quote from Beverly in A Wrestler Named Goldberg
Barry: Mom? Are you kidding me right now? Move.
Beverly: I will not move. I will never move. You're my special boy. If you end up being just a head, then I have failed as a mother.
‘Hogan Is My Grandfather’ Quotes
Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?