Bill Lewis: Hi, this is Bill Lewis of Bill Lewis Flooring and Tile. I'm looking for a nice, clean lady to spend my days with. It used to be my wife.
Lainey: Oh, no.
Bill Lewis: Man, she was pretty. Smelled nice. Tight, little body from all the Jane Fonda. Son of a bitch, Billy Boy! You had it all!
Erica: No.
Beverly: Ouch.
Lainey: Daddy?
Bill Lewis: One day she just walked out on me. All she left behind was this single leg warmer. I wear it on my arm to keep her close.
Erica: Not good.
Beverly: Hard to watch.
Bill Lewis: Dang it, I miss you so much, pookie! [sniffles] So, so much! Also, you must be stacked. I'm so, so sorry.