Adam: And these are for Carmen.
Beverly: Really? You're still seeing that girl, huh?
Adam: For the millionth time, yes.
Beverly: So what's it gonna be this time? A standard Say Anything boombox followed by a trellis climb for a PG-rated smooch?
Adam: You don't know all my moves! But basically, yeah. It's our "one month-iversary."
Beverly: Month-iversary?!
Adam: Plus I rented a tux, and I'm putting the final touches on a patented Adam Goldberg mixtape! Why are you crying?
Beverly: I just remember when you were so teeny and innocent and didn't like strange local women.
Adam: I'm taking this upstairs.
Beverly: [holds up boombox] But I love you! I've always loved you! Okay, how do you turn this thing on from here?