Joanne: Barry's been staying with me, and Mom and Dad, and it's been...
Geoff: Difficult? Tricky? A minefield?
Joanne: Yes! We're trying to help him, but nothing we ever do is good enough.
Geoff: Goldberg children were raised to believe that the entire world revolves around them. And it is our job as their significant other to reinforce that belief every day. [Geoff stands up a chalkboard] Here's a fun way to think about it.
Joanne: Why does this house have so many chalkboards? FISS? Is that a new cola that'll put Barry to sleep?
Geoff: It's the acronym that every Goldberg significant other must live by... Flatter, Inflate their ego, Serve their every need, and Spoil them, just like they're used to.
Joanne: I'm not sure I can or should do all of that.
Geoff: Oh, believe me, if you put your mind to it, you can FISS. You may not take as much joy in FISS-ing as I do, but that's because I was born to FISS. You'll get there.