Beverly: Well, the good news is I talked Ms. Maria into honoring you with this.
Erica: A baby class diploma?
Geoff: Not that you deserve it.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, my sister had finally had enough.
Erica: You know what? You're right. I may not deserve this diploma, but I'm pretty sure that I deserve this one. I graduated from college yesterday.
Geoff: Ohhhh.
Beverly: [bleep]
Erica: But nobody remembered and no one cared, because clearly, all that matters is this baby, and I'm just a bucket.
Linda Schwartz: [stands up] It was my birthday yesterday! I am so sorry.