Erica Quote #1459
Quote from Erica in Man of the House
Beverly: Well, the good news is I talked Ms. Maria into honoring you with this.
Erica: A baby class diploma?
Geoff: Not that you deserve it.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, my sister had finally had enough.
Erica: You know what? You're right. I may not deserve this diploma, but I'm pretty sure that I deserve this one. I graduated from college yesterday.
Geoff: Ohhhh.
Beverly: [bleep]
Erica: But nobody remembered and no one cared, because clearly, all that matters is this baby, and I'm just a bucket.
Linda Schwartz: [stands up] It was my birthday yesterday! I am so sorry.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Man of the House’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]