Principal Ball: So, for the first time in William Penn's storied history, we have no valedictory speech.
Barry: Not so fast! I got tons of stuff to say.
Beverly: Ah. [bleep].
Principal Ball: Mr. Goldberg, there is absolutely no world in which I would let you touch-
Barry: Thank you for those kind words, sir.
Pops: Oh, this just got good.
Barry: Welcome, parents, fellow students, esteemed faculty, JTP.
All: JTP.
Barry: I'm Barry Goldberg. You might know me from the time my mom body slammed me at a wrestling tournament. Or when I showed up to school dressed as Boy George. Or last night when I put on a break-dancing show that had some very mixed reviews. But that's the amazing thing about this school. Every time I fell, there was always someone there to pick me up. I learned a lot here, but mostly, this place taught me to never be afraid to fail, and I know everyone sitting behind me feels the same way.
Murray: Would you look at that? Our moron did good.