Barry: No. Last thing we need is for you to mom us up with corny mom advice.
Beverly: That is quite possibly the most hurtful thing you've ever said to me. I am so much more than just a mom. Now eat your prunes so you can get your tummy engine cookin'.
Barry: No prunes! They're just so wet.
Beverly: It's been four days, Barry. You need to make.
Barry: Mom. I'm fine.
Beverly: You know, Essie Karp's nephew's son held it in for that long, and then he got on a ferry to Nantucket.
Barry: I don't wanna hear this stupid mom story.
Beverly: They had to turn the boat around, Barry.
Barry: I don't care about Essie's nephew's son!
Beverly: A Coast Guard chopper was involved.
Barry: Mom.
Beverly: People were jumping into the ocean.
Barry: Mom!
Beverly: They had to decommission the boat.
Barry: Mom!
Beverly: Because he didn't eat his prunes.
Barry: I think you've proven my point.
Beverly: Well, suit yourself. But just know that the most attractive trait in a man is when he makes on schedule.