Beverly Quote #710
Quote from Beverly in Girl Talk
Barry: No. Last thing we need is for you to mom us up with corny mom advice.
Beverly: That is quite possibly the most hurtful thing you've ever said to me. I am so much more than just a mom. Now eat your prunes so you can get your tummy engine cookin'.
Barry: No prunes! They're just so wet.
Beverly: It's been four days, Barry. You need to make.
Barry: Mom. I'm fine.
Beverly: You know, Essie Karp's nephew's son held it in for that long, and then he got on a ferry to Nantucket.
Barry: I don't wanna hear this stupid mom story.
Beverly: They had to turn the boat around, Barry.
Barry: I don't care about Essie's nephew's son!
Beverly: A Coast Guard chopper was involved.
Barry: Mom.
Beverly: People were jumping into the ocean.
Barry: Mom!
Beverly: They had to decommission the boat.
Barry: Mom!
Beverly: Because he didn't eat his prunes.
Barry: I think you've proven my point.
Beverly: Well, suit yourself. But just know that the most attractive trait in a man is when he makes on schedule.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Girl Talk’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!
Quote from Murray
Marvin: We have an opportunity here to make the biggest, most expensive furniture commercial ever, okay? I'm talking about explosions, car chases, furniture girls.
Murray: There's no such thing as furniture girls.
Adam: Uncle Marvin's right. We should probably go big.
Marvin: So big!
Adam: And loud!
Marvin: And sexy!
Murray: Go away!
Adam: Ooh! We can set it in space!
Marvin: Spaaaace.
Murray: No space!
Adam: And animals. We need animals. The deadlier the better.
Marvin: Yes, people respond to fear.
Murray: Not furniture buyers.
Adam: And we need epic stunts. How many sleeper sofas can you jump in a monster truck?
Marvin: Well, if we load it up with rocket fuel, an infinite amount!
Murray: When you're done, we'll do it my way. Knock yourselves out.
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad had to make his own commercial, and there was only one geek who could save him.
Murray: I never thought I'd say this, but bring me Adam.