Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, my mom dragged my dad to the open house next door.
Beverly: Oh, my God. Can you believe this place?
Murray: They even have a drawer just for batteries. They got the AAs, the Ds, and even the square ones.
Beverly: This brochures says there's a pool, a sauna, and a chef's kitchen. Can you imagine what I would do with meats and cheeses in here?
Murray: I already have. And they got a TV in the half-bath off the den.
Jane Bales: Well, if you like that little fella, you should check out the media room.
Murray: Media room?
Jane Bales: It is a space dedicated to television. [choir singing] Complete with sumptuous leather chairs, a full-size fridge, and stadium seating so that no one can ever block your view.
Murray: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jane Bales: I know.