Murray Quote #996
Quote from Murray in The William Penn Years
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, my mom dragged my dad to the open house next door.
Beverly: Oh, my God. Can you believe this place?
Murray: They even have a drawer just for batteries. They got the AAs, the Ds, and even the square ones.
Beverly: This brochures says there's a pool, a sauna, and a chef's kitchen. Can you imagine what I would do with meats and cheeses in here?
Murray: I already have. And they got a TV in the half-bath off the den.
Jane Bales: Well, if you like that little fella, you should check out the media room.
Murray: Media room?
Jane Bales: It is a space dedicated to television. [choir singing] Complete with sumptuous leather chairs, a full-size fridge, and stadium seating so that no one can ever block your view.
Murray: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jane Bales: I know.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The William Penn Years’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: The Wonder Years is the best. Who doesn't love a kid looking back at his formative years with... I'm just gonna say it... Wonder?
Brea: Except I don't buy Kevin and Winnie. It's like, why is she with him?
Adam: What? He's a loveable every-boy with timeless and deceptive charm.
Brea: Ehh. He's short and has a weird voice. Plus, he's got that really annoying best friend.
Dave Kim: Paul's the breakout character. If anyone's annoying, it's the older brother.
Barry: Wayne rules. I like the way he doesn't think anything through.
Erica: I'm a fan of the older sister. Why don't they give her more stories?
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Jane Bales: Are you in the market for a new home? [hands Mr. Glascott a flyer]
Mr. Glascott: Oh, I wish. I'm your classic lookie-loo. [Jane takes the flyer back] I'm currently living above a Bengali restaurant. The intense spices permeate my bedroom, causing a rare condition called "curry eye."
Jane Bales: Ugh. Now I know things about you.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, I don't get it. You wanted that house, too.
Murray: I did. Until that mean lady realtor wanted to replace the banister.
Beverly: So? It is wobbly.
Murray: Really? Tear down the banister where little moron Barry got his head stuck? No, thank you.
Beverly: You remember that?
Murray: Of course I remember that. I remember everything. That stain in the carpet that they want to pull out, that's from Adam being an idiot. And that chip in the wall that they want to replace, that's from Erica's stupid head.
Beverly: Oh, Murray.
Murray: No media room is worth losing all of that. This is our broken-down, busted-up house. It's perfect.