Barry: What's that?
Mr. Glascott: Just a lame old sign-up sheet for kids that want to become peer counselors. [Chuckles] It's a boring old club for nerds. You're not a nerd, are you? 'Cause this here, this is nerd city.
Barry: Sign me up.
Mr. Glascott: What? No.
Barry: You're underselling it, which means it's awesome, and I want in.
Mr. Glascott: [Sighs] Look, Mr. Goldberg, I have dreamt of starting a peer-counseling program at this school for years. I need emotionally mature students who are a healing presence in school.
Barry: Well, you just got yourself an officially licensed school therapist.
Mr. Glascott: No! Wow. Do not tell people that.
Barry: It's too late. I signed the sheet, which means I can advise anyone on anything, and they have to listen to me.
Mr. Glascott: That's not what it means.