Geoff: Can't we just have the damage assessed by a mechanic?
John Calabasas: I already did. It's totaled.
Erica: From a ding on the bumper?
John Calabasas: But again, I'm willing to forget the whole thing for another ten hundo?
Geoff: Ten hundo? That's a thousand dollars. And no one says it that way.
John Calabasas: 'Cause I don't like to talk about money. But, yes, cash.
Geoff: Please. Haven't you ever loved someone so much that you felt you needed to change them for the better?
John Calabasas: The only things I ever loved were my Adam's apple and my car. And you guys wrecked both of those. Ooh! Ow! [winces] Pain and suffering. Maybe we should throw in another ten hundo on top? Have a great day. [exits]
Erica: And what have we learned?
Geoff: That everyone is terrible and no one is decent.
Barry: He got there.
Erica: There ya go.