Will: All right, all right. Check it out. Listen. I even got a title.
Johnny Soccio: It's called Celebrities' Houses At Night. I'm not sure.
Will: Wait, you're right. Look at this picture. How about this one? Look at Richard Simmons in his back yard cooking them big old stank sausages. Oh, man, that one is gold.
Johnny Soccio: Look, kid, I gotta tell you, this picture doesn't really do it for me, okay? I mean, look at it, it's too dark.
Will: Oh, see, you're not open. You're not open, man. I'm telling you. It's Celebrities' Houses At Night.
Johnny Soccio: Okay, look, look. Kid, you got a nice idea here with the house thing. It's just not something I can get behind, all right? Okay.
Will: Okay. All right. See, because you're not letting your cerebellum rotate. Listen. Look at this. It's not just pictures. I wrote little stories with them too. Bam! You didn't notice that one. See, it's different now. See, because I'm not just a photographer. I'm a photographer and a writer. I'm ambidextrous.
Johnny Soccio: Nice try, huh? Maybe next time.