Will Quote #883
Quote from Will in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)
Jackie: One of my people quit this morning.
Will: I'm sorry. Are you suggesting maybe you and me working together side by side? No, it's too tempting. Before long, you'd be dragging me down into the storeroom and snatching all my gear off and everything. Then I have to nail you with a sexual-harassment suit like the Anita Hill thing in reverse. It's too much now.
Jackie: Look, maybe your transmission's stuck in junior high or something but mine's not. I busted my butt to get where I am, and I'm not about to lose focus just because you're back in my life.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, I got me an agenda too. And it certainly does not include risking frostbite around you.
Jackie: Fine.
Will: Well, good then. When do I start?
Jackie: Next week, when school starts.
Will: I will be here.
Jackie: Oh, Will. Wear something warm.
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Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically. Am I a widow or what? This is all my fault. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would be in my arms instead of in my purse. I love you, Trevor.
Will: Um, Hilary, Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Ew, then who's this?
Geoffrey: I'll see him to the door, Miss Hilary.
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Will: "Roommate wanted. Minutes from school. Must love ice hockey, country-and-western music and Tom Cruise movies." This is worse than Jazz's.