Will Quote #181
Quote from Will in Lucky Charm
Jameson: All right, Will, Innermark Industries. Do we buy this stock or not?
Will: Well, look, that's what I came to talk to you about. I don't think I'm in any position to give you financial advice. I'm only 17.
Jameson: Did you say 17? This is a sign. Will, look at this. This machine gives me stock quotes. What price has Innermark been trading at all day?
Will: Seventeen.
Jameson: You've done it again, Will. I'm calling my broker.
Will: Hey, wait, man, I really don't think you should-
Jameson: [on the phone] Miles? Buy me one million shares of Innermark Industries. Right. Done.
Will: Wait. You bought a million shares of stock because I told you I was 17?
Jameson: That's right.
Will: Wait, man, this is just one big coincidence. Besides, I'm about to turn 18.
Jameson: Did you say 18?
Will: No.
Jameson: Yes, you did. Look at this, Will. The stock just went up to $18. You just made me $1 million.
Will: That doesn't mean anything, Mr. Whitworth.
Jameson: Will, I can understand you being frightened by your powers. But there are forces at work in the universe beyond our understanding. Don't fight them, Will. Learn to accept them and there will always be a place for you here. [Will looks at the stuffed dog]
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Hilary: Well, here goes. Don't you all feel like a part of history? [opens paycheck] What? Federal taxes? This is an outrage. Didn't President Bush say, "No new taxes"?
Geoffrey: But federal taxes aren't new.
Hilary: Well, they are to me. And who is this FICA guy?
Vivian: Hilary, baby, taxes are taken out of everybody's salary. They pay for highways, national defense, and housing programs.
Hilary: I thought the government was supposed to pay for all that.
Quote from Hilary
Vivian: Well, what exactly do you do in this job?
Hilary: Well, this is a very exclusive art gallery. And so they're trying to maintain a certain atmosphere. So, when customers come in the door, I ignore them. If they ask me about a piece of art, I look right through them. And if they ask for a price, I go like this. [snorts] And walk away.
Ashley: Hilary, it sounds like they hired you to be a snob.
Hilary: Well, I guess they saw something in me.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, and the way you stood up for me, Uncle Phil, you were all that.
Philip: Yeah, well, I didn't like the way he was treating you.
Ashley: So what happened next?
Philip: Uncle Phil told him he could take his big account, fold it five ways and stick it where Sparky can't find it.
Carlton: Wow, Dad, that took guts.
Geoffrey: Well done, sir. You know, I've always wished I had the nerve to tell off my employers. [exits]