Will Quote #155
Quote from Will in Day Damn One
Will: So Wilbert thought his first day at Bel-Air Academy was a big success. When he told his aunt and uncle, they were thrilled.
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Philip: Oh, this is cause for celebration. Geoffrey, Will did well at school. This calls for champagne.
Carlton: [enters] There's been a tragedy at the school. The alumni desk has been cruelly and wantonly defaced.
Vivian: What happened?
Carlton: Someone carved the word "fresh" in it. And they have a theory about the person who did it.
Will: They- They do?
Carlton: They think it was a freshman who got halfway through and lost his cool.
Ashley: He lost his cool? That's funny. "Fresh" means cool, right, Will?
Will: I can't keep up with this crazy teenage slang.
Ashley: But I thought they call you the Fresh Prince.
Philip: Day damn one, Vivian. Day damn one.
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[flashback:]
Vivian: Well, I'm going to bed. I hope you realize how lucky you were that you weren't kicked out of school.
Will: Lucky? I gotta work every day after school to pay off the desk repair.
Philip: Before I cry myself to sleep, may I leave you with a few words of advice? If at some point tomorrow, or during my lifetime for that matter, you come up with another brilliant idea for something to do at school, stop.
Do nothing. Just stand there doing nothing, saying nothing, arms at your side like a zombie. Breathing just enough to keep the blood circulating. And no more. Could you do that for me?
Will: I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. I wasn't listening. What did you say?
[Phil lunges at Will before Vivian pulls him away]
Vivian: Good night, Will. Lock your door when you go to bed.
Quote from Carlton
[flashback:]
Carlton: Well, all I can say to you, Will, is tsk squared.
Quote from Will
[flashback:]
Dr. Bloat: Now may we turn our attention to history? Thomas Paine once wrote...
Will: [raises hand] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Dr. Bloat: Mr. Smith?
Will: Weren't you the bad guy in GoIdfinger?