Will: So Wilbert thought his first day at Bel-Air Academy was a big success. When he told his aunt and uncle, they were thrilled.
[flashback:]
Philip: Oh, this is cause for celebration. Geoffrey, Will did well at school. This calls for champagne.
Carlton: [enters] There's been a tragedy at the school. The alumni desk has been cruelly and wantonly defaced.
Vivian: What happened?
Carlton: Someone carved the word "fresh" in it. And they have a theory about the person who did it.
Will: They- They do?
Carlton: They think it was a freshman who got halfway through and lost his cool.
Ashley: He lost his cool? That's funny. "Fresh" means cool, right, Will?
Will: I can't keep up with this crazy teenage slang.
Ashley: But I thought they call you the Fresh Prince.
Philip: Day damn one, Vivian. Day damn one.