Will Quote #1698

Quote from Will in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)

Philip: Has your Aunt Viv called?
Will: Yeah, she called a little while ago.
Philip: [chuckles] And what does she have to say about me, huh?
Will: [chuckles] Nothing.
Philip: "Nothing," nothing? She didn't even mention my name?
Will: Oh, well, yeah, she mentioned your name.
Philip: Well, what'd she say?
Will: Oh, yeah, it was completely out of context.
Philip: Well, tell me. Tell me.
Will: Well, she said, "Did you talk to your mom back in Phil-adelphia?"

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