Carlton: [v.o.] Somebody pinch me. I'm in the same city with Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, and Engelbert Humperdinck. So many shows, so little time. Ugh.

Hilary: I just know that one day Thelma and Louise will make it to the other side of the canyon.

Carlton: All right, I get it. We'll gamble for about an hour or so, but then we have to hit the hay. We don't wanna miss sunrise at Hoover Dam. They say it starts out mauve.
Will: You're an odd little man, aren't you?