Carlton Quote #511
Quote from Carlton in Viva Lost Wages
Carlton: [v.o.] Somebody pinch me. I'm in the same city with Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, and Engelbert Humperdinck. So many shows, so little time. Ugh.
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Hilary: I just know that one day Thelma and Louise will make it to the other side of the canyon.
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Carlton: All right, I get it. We'll gamble for about an hour or so, but then we have to hit the hay. We don't wanna miss sunrise at Hoover Dam. They say it starts out mauve.
Will: You're an odd little man, aren't you?
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Quote from Just Say Yo
Carlton: Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to I Will Always Love You.
Will: Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton: Wow, I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.
Will: Carlton, I got some bad news.
Carlton: Oh, God, I malfunctioned.
Will: No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton: What were they?
Will: Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact.
Carlton: What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will: It was speed.
Carlton: Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!
Quote from The Alma Matter
Carlton: It's not unusual To have dad be proud of me It's not unusual 'Cause I love conformity And when I see dad hangin' with Will instead of me It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die
Tom Jones: It's not unusual to mess up at any time And when I see you so down and out It's such a crime
Carlton: Did you ever wanna be loved by anyone And then you let them down I blew it yesterday My trust fund's gone away
Tom Jones: My friend it happens all the time And life will never do
Carlton: What you want it to
Tom Jones: Don't give yourself Such a hard time