Philip Quote #424

Quote from Philip in Burnin' Down the House

Will: Uh, Uncle Phil, I can explain.
Philip: Now, son, well the most important thing is that you're okay.
Will: What?
Philip: Things can be replaced.
Judge Walker: This is a special family. Vivian. Philip. Thank you for a wonderful evening. And this man will have you on the Supreme Court in no time. [exits]
[3 days later:]
Will: Uncle Phil? You gonna let me go anytime soon?
Philip: No, Will.
Will: That's cool.

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 ‘Burnin' Down the House’ Quotes

Quote from Carlton

Hippie: So what I'm saying is, there shouldn't be a rich or poor. We should all just share the wealth, man.
Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ.
[The VW camper van pulls over and Carlton is tossed out onto the sidewalk]

Quote from Will

Will: Ah. That was close. That was close. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I don't believe it. I almost burned the kitchen down. Oh, no! No! Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
[later:]
Will: Mama, no!

Quote from Hilary

Philip: The whole family will be there. He's gonna make his decision about who is to preside over the Show-Biz Madam Trial.
Hilary: Ew. She's so scuzzy. I mean, it's bad enough that she gets hookers for married men, but blue eye shadow? Hello.