Hilary Quote #362

Quote from Hilary in Three's a Crowd

Vivian: Sweetheart, in honor of your new house we've put together a little photo album for you.
Hilary: Oh. Naugahyde. Wow. You really went all out.
Philip: Ha-ha-ha. Just look at the pictures.
Hilary: Oh, look, here I am at Camp Gucciwanka. Ha.
Lisa: Camp Gucciwanka?
Will: Oh, yeah, that's Apache for "over-privileged."
Nicky: I drew a picture of the family, and that's you with the diamond.
Hilary: Oh. I'm gonna miss you all so much. Will, you take good care of that little lady. And, Carlton, you stay just who you are, I mean that. And, Daddy, don't worry, I still have duplicates of all your credit cards. Goodbye, little house. Goodbye, little yard. Oh, goodbye, little lamp. No, I could use this. [cries]

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 ‘Three's a Crowd’ Quotes

Quote from Philip

Ashley: Daddy, isn't it great about Hilary? When do you think I'll get to move out?
Philip: Oh. Sweetheart, you know expressions like "when hell freezes over"? "When the cows come home"? "When donkeys fly"? Pick one.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Will, you remember when we first started coming up here?
Will: Uh... Yeah, it was a weekend, wasn't it? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I remember now. This place is always fly, man.
Carlton: Well, if you think today was fun, wait till you see what I got planned for the rest of the evening. After we power down our cocoas, there's a complimentary luge lesson. Followed by supper at 7, then back to the room for some hot spiced cider and a Barbara Walters Special.
Will: Now, normally, I would ditch you on that last one but, uh, I'm gonna let you in on a little something. Ever since I was like 7, I had a mad crush on Barbara Walters.
Carlton: I thought I was the only one. How do you feel about Nancy Reagan?
Will: Oh, see now you're being just sick.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Were you or were you not supposed to be there at 11 p.m. sharp?
Will: [gibbers] I told you I had to drop Lisa off. Besides, I was there at 11:30.
Carlton: That's right. For 30 treacherous minutes I stood alone at the corner of Rexford and Olympic.
Will: Carlton, that's Beverly Hills.
Carlton: Yeah, the bad part. 90211.