Vivian: Sweetheart, in honor of your new house we've put together a little photo album for you.
Hilary: Oh. Naugahyde. Wow. You really went all out.
Philip: Ha-ha-ha. Just look at the pictures.
Hilary: Oh, look, here I am at Camp Gucciwanka. Ha.
Lisa: Camp Gucciwanka?
Will: Oh, yeah, that's Apache for "over-privileged."
Nicky: I drew a picture of the family, and that's you with the diamond.
Hilary: Oh. I'm gonna miss you all so much. Will, you take good care of that little lady. And, Carlton, you stay just who you are, I mean that. And, Daddy, don't worry, I still have duplicates of all your credit cards. Goodbye, little house. Goodbye, little yard. Oh, goodbye, little lamp. No, I could use this. [cries]