Carlton Quote #412
Quote from Carlton in Three's a Crowd
Carlton: Will, you remember when we first started coming up here?
Will: Uh... Yeah, it was a weekend, wasn't it? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I remember now. This place is always fly, man.
Carlton: Well, if you think today was fun, wait till you see what I got planned for the rest of the evening. After we power down our cocoas, there's a complimentary luge lesson. Followed by supper at 7, then back to the room for some hot spiced cider and a Barbara Walters Special.
Will: Now, normally, I would ditch you on that last one but, uh, I'm gonna let you in on a little something. Ever since I was like 7, I had a mad crush on Barbara Walters.
Carlton: I thought I was the only one. How do you feel about Nancy Reagan?
Will: Oh, see now you're being just sick.
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Quote from Philip
Ashley: Daddy, isn't it great about Hilary? When do you think I'll get to move out?
Philip: Oh. Sweetheart, you know expressions like "when hell freezes over"? "When the cows come home"? "When donkeys fly"? Pick one.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Were you or were you not supposed to be there at 11 p.m. sharp?
Will: [gibbers] I told you I had to drop Lisa off. Besides, I was there at 11:30.
Carlton: That's right. For 30 treacherous minutes I stood alone at the corner of Rexford and Olympic.
Will: Carlton, that's Beverly Hills.
Carlton: Yeah, the bad part. 90211.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: I can't believe it. My big sister's moving out.
Hilary: Oh, Ashley, mi casa es your casa. You can come over any time you want. Except for Tuesdays, when I shoot three shows and I really need my space. Oh, and Thursdays. I shop till about 9 and then I take a warm bath and read. Why don't you come over on Mondays between 11:15 and 2:30?
Ashley: Hilary, I'm in school.
Hilary: Well, if you can't find the time...