Jazz Quote #154
Quote from Jazz in Fresh Prince, the Movie
Carlton: Wow, hook, line and sinker.
Will: Oh, yes, sir, I am the true fisherman, you know?
Carlton: When it comes to deception, you are the prince. [Will laughs] Oh, 9:00, I gotta get to bed.
Will: Hey, good night, Little Zeke.
Carlton: [Southern accent] Good night, Will Floyd.
[later that night, Will wakes to a banging at the door:]
Will: All right, all right, all right.
[When Will gets up and opens the door, John 'Fingers' O'Neill steps in]
Will: [screams]
Jazz: [removes the mask] That will teach him to play with me.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Fresh Prince, the Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: How did you get away?
Will: Ante up and I'll tell you.
Jazz: I'm out of money.
Will: Then I'm out of story.
Jazz: Wait a second. That part about the bear wasn't true, was it?
Carlton: None of it was true. Mister, consider yourself hustled. [Will & Carlton laugh]
Will: Listen, why don't you come over for some poker tomorrow we'll tell you about Carlton and the alien.
Jazz: You know, you guys are nothing but a bunch of stinking, thieving liars. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sit on a vase and get home to my wife.
Quote from Philip
Will: Man, it was the most horrifying thing I had ever seen.
[flashback:]
Will: [screams] Uncle Phil. Hey, man, what you doing here?
Philip: What am I doing here? What am I doing here? [chuckling] Well, son, I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You see, years ago I fell in love with and married a wonderful woman named Vivian. Vivian had a sister named Vy.
Vy gave birth to a child named Will whose sole purpose in life has been to make mine a living hell. Now, you've done a lot to me over the last four years, but how you managed to have me ripped out of my wonderful life in Bel-Air and relocated to this landfill boggles my mind. What do you have to say for yourself?
Will: Is that a toupee?
Philip: Yes, it's a toupee. It's a part of my new identity. You see what you do to me? Now, where's the bathroom?
Will: It's right through that door.
Philip: It leads outside.
Will: Oh, yeah, I know. You better take this broomstick. There's something living in there.
Quote from Will
Will: [v.o.] O'Neill escaped by bowling over nine agents and a DEA dog. My life was in danger so they put me in witness protection in Deliverance, Alabama. They hooked me up with a new life and a new name.
Will: Floyd Palmer? Hey, look, no. Uh-uh. Come on. I'm more like a Malcolm Akbar Mustafa.
Agent Moore: It's taken.
Will: Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hold up. Come on. I'm a city boy. You know, I got to get out to: I gotta get out to the club and get my little groove on. Talk some jazz. Got me?
Agent Moore: Well, the nearest town is Hatred, Mississippi. I can check if there's dancing.