Will Quote #706
Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Philip: Hear you had a pretty full night, too, huh?
Will: Oh, man. Uncle Phil, I got to tell you, when Danny went into labor, man, I was trying to get the heck out of there.
Philip: I heard that.
Will: But then it was, like... All of a sudden, it was a little alive wiggly thing, you know? Ten fingers, and ten toes, and everything. It was so small. I was the first person the baby saw. You know, upside down.
Philip: Sounds like quite an experience, Will.
Will: It was. Well, I'm gonna go give Danny a call at the hospital. See how little Jackie Robinson Mitchell is doing, huh?
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Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.
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Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.
Quote from Philip
Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.