Will Quote #705
Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Dr. Finkelbaum: Here you are, Danny. A beautiful healthy boy.
Danny: You want to hold him?
Will: Uh, no. No, thanks. I'll wait till somebody run him through a car wash or something. Come here, man.
Danny: Yeah, calm him down.
Will: Hey. [sings] Get busy. Put your thing down. It's your birthday.
Will: It's been one hell of a night, huh, Danny?
Danny: And, look, I went and saved the best for last.
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Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.
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Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.
Quote from Philip
Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.