Will Quote #702
Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Danny: Will, there's a bottle of Dom Perignon over in the bar over there. Get it.
Will: I don't think so, Danny. You seem like you might be kind of a mean drunk.
Danny: I don't want to drink it. I want you to smack me over the head with it!
Will: What?
Danny: Just until I pass out. This baby's on its way, and I think it's bringing luggage.
Will: It can't be on its way now. You've only been in labor for 10 minutes.
Danny: Oh, tell him. He's coming!
Danny: Get out of my way.
Will: Wait, Danny, where are you going?
Danny: If I run really fast I can get back to the Forum and have my baby on the floor of a ladies' room with some dignity.
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‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.
Quote from Will
Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.
Quote from Philip
Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.