Carlton Quote #186
Quote from Carlton in Hilary Gets a Job
Carlton: Come on, big guy, work with me. I'd like a raise in my allowance.
Philip: All right, how much?
Carlton: $75,000.
Philip: Are you insane?
Carlton: The book says start high.
Philip: And obviously you are. I'll give you $3 more a week.
Carlton: Gee, thanks, Dad. Now I can stop taking money from your wallet.
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Rapper: [on TV] I'm for the rec center because that's where I do most of my rec centering. And when I'm not down with R-E-C, I'm down with R-A-P. When I got home late from the grocery store Mama said, "Lock him out!" Now I know why Pops had to go 'Cause Mama is way whacked out! Mama is way whacked out!
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Will: I don't believe that mess. You know, it's the same thing every time they interview a Black person on TV. They either singing or dancing. And they got curlers in their head or out of activator.
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Quote from Carlton
Carlton: You know, Will, that really makes you think. What's activator?
Will: Come on, man, you saw that story. I mean, that ain't fair!
Carlton: Life isn't fair, Will. I mean, was it fair when Bambi's mother died? Or is it fair that the coyote still can't catch the roadrunner? Or how about Roger Rabbit? How did he get a babe like that?
Will: You know, Carlton, you're right. Life isn't fair. Because if it was, then your legs wouldn't be shorter than your arms.