Will Quote #578

Quote from Will in How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Vivian: Will! Oh, honey, thank God you're safe.
Will: Hi, Aunt Viv.
Vivian: Ooh, you stink.
Will: Boy, it's good to be home.
Philip: Is there a problem, Officer?
Will: Oh, oh, right. Just 'cause I come in the crib in the middle of the night escorted by a police officer, you think something's wrong. See how he be trying to play me, Fred?
Philip: Thank you so much for bringing him home, Officer.
Police Officer: Well, Will, I guess I better beat it. [shakes hands with Will] Good night, folks.

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 ‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Vivian: This is my nephew, Will. Uh, and this is his hair.
Norma: It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Whitey: Call me Whitey.
Will: Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna call you that then you gonna call me the other thing, and we're gonna be here fighting.
Philip: Will, Whitey is the president of a very prestigious savings and loan.
Will: Oh, really? Guess a lot of your buddies wearing suits like this now, huh?

Quote from Philip

Philip: Vivian, tell me that's not a beeper.
Ashley: Can I have one, Daddy?
Philip: When Jesse Jackson gets a job. Will, there'll be no beepers worn in this house.
Will: Yo, what's up, Uncle Phil? My mom let me wear it in Philly.
Philip: That's because she's your mother and she loves you. I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Philip, when Will gets here, please be nice. Otherwise, you're going to be bunking with Mr. Couch.
Philip: Woman, please do you think that you can manipulate me with sex? [laughs]
Vivian: Does James Brown have a perm?