Will Quote #549

Quote from Will in The Aunt Who Came to Dinner

Lester: Baby, I know things aren't going perfect, but why did you leave me? Was it because I left my wet underwear hanging on your wig stand?
Will: Wrong, but an interesting concept.
Lester: Then what was it? The time I took that picture of you on the toilet?
Hilary: That's it. I am never getting married.
Philip: Lester, perhaps you'd like to continue this conversation in private.
Carlton: How about if you continued it at home? I'll get your bags.
Will: You know what? In fact, forget your bags, we'll mail them to you. Just go, you crazy kids in love.

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 ‘The Aunt Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes

Quote from Aunt Helen

Vivian: Honey, you know, all married couples go through rough times. But maybe if you just talk to Lester-
Aunt Helen: Talk to him? Girl, I wouldn't give Lester air if he was in a jug.
Vivian: Well, sweetheart, I don't mean to pry and you don't have to give me all the gory details, but-
Aunt Helen: Vivian, I told you. There is another woman in his life, and I don't mean his ugly mama.
Vivian: But Lester is crazy about you.
Aunt Helen: Was. Now he's just crazy. You know how some men are animals in bed?
Vivian: Yes.
Aunt Helen: Well, I don't.

Quote from Aunt Helen

Vivian: Wait! I forgot my purse. Has anybody seen my old brown bag?
Aunt Helen: Excuse me. You used to call me Diva.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Sweetheart, I feel so bad about this.
Hilary: Me, too. You poor thing. You know what? I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna buy something really nice.
Aunt Helen: Oh, sweetie, that's all right. You don't have to buy me anything.
Hilary: Oh, I know. I meant for me.