Carlton Quote #159

Quote from Carlton in Vying for Attention

Carlton: Will, thank God I found you.
Will: Carlton, how did you know I was down here? Did my mom send you down here to get me?
Carlton: No. I snuck out. I was worried about you.
Will: Well, as you can see, I'm fine.
Carlton: Will, you don't have to hide behind that macho exterior with me. I see your frightened inner child and I'm here to say come out and play.
Will: You been watching too much Oprah, man.
George: You can never watch too much Oprah. If it wasn't for her show, I'd still be in denial about my drinking. [downs shot]

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 ‘Vying for Attention’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Vivian: I'm sorry, Geoffrey, you better reheat the asparagus. Will's still not here. So, how's the chicken holding up?
Geoffrey: I'm afraid it's drier than happy hour at the Betty Ford Center, madam.

Quote from Vy

Vy: He's just hard-headed! I don't know where he gets it from.
Vivian: I do: He gets it from you. I am the understanding sister. Helen is the loud one, Janice is the flighty one and you are the hard-headed one.
Vy: I thought I was the sweet one.
Vivian: You said you were the sweet one. When we tried to tell you you weren't you wouldn't listen because you're too hard-headed.
Carlton: As much as I enjoy these wonderful walks down memory lane, I'm pooped. I'm going to bed.
Vivian: Look, why don't we try to enjoy what's left of dinner?
Vy: Wait a minute. How can you eat at a time like this? Vivian, I can't get this out of my mind. How can you say that I am hard-headed?
Vivian: Gee, Vy, I don't know where I could have gotten that idea.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I had the hardest time deciding what to wear to meet Aunt Vy's new boyfriend. I've never known anyone in construction. Except for that guy in the Village People.