Will Quote #498
Max: Hi, kid.
Will: Max. I thought you died.
Max: In Pittsburgh I died. It wasn't my fault. I was opening for a seal.
Will: Wait, wait. The nurse said you went on to a better place.
Max: I did. Cedars-Sinai Hospital. They've got cable. Actually, I just came back to get my lucky hat. I'm glad you're okay, kid.
Will: You know, maybe we could hang out sometime.
Max: Maybe. If you were a woman and I had a prostate. See you around, kid.
Will: Wait, Max, you're forgetting your lucky hat.
Max: Oh, yeah. I forgot. I forgot the hat. [a young, attractive Black nurse enters the room] Tell you what, kid you keep it.
Will: [throws the hat on the ground] Oh, Nurse?
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Nurse Bonnie: Doctor, the patient in 214 is not responding to the medication. What should I do?
Will: Um... Well, Nurse, I'd run a KGB and an NAACP. If he still doesn't respond give him an upper Gl Joe.
Nurse Bonnie: I've got to get my real estate license.
Will: [over the PA] Oh. 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. Uh, they got some free ice cream and cake in the cafeteria.
Quote from Will
Vivian: Hello. I'm Vivian Banks. I believe my nephew, Will Smith has been assigned to this room.
Nurse Petty: Smith? Oh, yes. Tonsillectomy, tomorrow morning. All righty. And where is our brave little soldier?
Will: I keep telling you, I ain't sick. I'm not sick.
Vivian: Sweetheart, now you know what Dr. Bennett said. Those tonsils have just got to come out. Now there's no reason to be afraid.
Will: Oh, who are you kidding? Why do you think they wear masks? So they can't be identified. And why do you think they knock you out? So you don't see them drinking margaritas over your open stomach.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the gift shop.
Will: Hey, thanks a lot, Hil, that's real nice.
Hilary: Well, sometimes a girl just has to treat herself.