Will Quote #483
Will: Aunt Viv, I need a nighttime sniffling, sneezing fallen and I can't get up medicine.
Vivian: Will, you are burning up. Philip, he really is sick. Baby, is it your throat again?
Philip: Oh, Vivian, don't let that boy con you. There's absolutely nothing wrong with- [Will opens his mouth for Philip to see] Yuck!
Vivian: Baby, now, you know what the doctor said. One more throat infection and those tonsils have just got to come out.
Will: Whoa, I'm all better. It's a miracle. [sings] I got no more fever I got no more fever... Aunt Viv?
Vivian: Yes?
Will: Catch me.
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Nurse Bonnie: Doctor, the patient in 214 is not responding to the medication. What should I do?
Will: Um... Well, Nurse, I'd run a KGB and an NAACP. If he still doesn't respond give him an upper Gl Joe.
Nurse Bonnie: I've got to get my real estate license.
Will: [over the PA] Oh. 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. Uh, they got some free ice cream and cake in the cafeteria.
Quote from Will
Vivian: Hello. I'm Vivian Banks. I believe my nephew, Will Smith has been assigned to this room.
Nurse Petty: Smith? Oh, yes. Tonsillectomy, tomorrow morning. All righty. And where is our brave little soldier?
Will: I keep telling you, I ain't sick. I'm not sick.
Vivian: Sweetheart, now you know what Dr. Bennett said. Those tonsils have just got to come out. Now there's no reason to be afraid.
Will: Oh, who are you kidding? Why do you think they wear masks? So they can't be identified. And why do you think they knock you out? So you don't see them drinking margaritas over your open stomach.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the gift shop.
Will: Hey, thanks a lot, Hil, that's real nice.
Hilary: Well, sometimes a girl just has to treat herself.