Ashley Quote #47

Quote from Ashley in Something for Nothing

Philip: You know what I was thinking? I'm tired of going to the club, seeing those same old faces all the time. What say we head down to Denny's for a short stack?
Vivian: Philip, Hilary wants to take us to the Club for brunch.
Philip: After what Will did last night, they're all going to be gossiping about us. I mean, why put ourselves through that?
Vivian: Oh, they won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, people at our club aren't like that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. Silverberg's divorce.
Philip: Hmm, I heard she's been seeing the golf pro.
Vivian: I heard her husband caught them in the utility closet.
Hilary: But did you know that both of them were wearing nothing but cleats?
Ashley: It was the tennis pro in the steam room. But the cleats part is right. Kids talk.

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 ‘Something for Nothing’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: Well, I'm all ready for Monte Carlo night. I've read this book cover to cover. Ask me about any odd combination.
Will: Okay, why is Michael Jackson hanging with that little boy from Home Alone?

Quote from Will

Vivian: Philip, I'm sure Will just hasn't gotten around to returning the check yet.
Philip: Vivian, when I tell Will to do something I expect for it to be done.
Will: Hey, Aunt Viv! Uncle... Phil. Whoa, you got that mad look in your eyes. Let me guess. You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake, am I right?

Quote from Ashley

Geoffrey: Something wrong, Miss Ashley?
Ashley: No. Everything's fine. [sighs]
Geoffrey: Spill it.
Ashley: Be honest. We're playing with cookies because you think I'm a kid, right?
Geoffrey: Well, yes.
Ashley: I'm 13! If these were the Middle Ages, I'd already be married and own a pair of oxen. I'm an adult. A young adult.
Geoffrey: I'll get my wallet.
Ashley: I'll get my Smurf bank.