Carlton Quote #104

Quote from Carlton in Granny Gets Busy

Ashley: Will, you have to admit, Hilary and I have built the perfect exercise bike while Carlton is probably upstairs, trying to unstitch your dress from some major body parts. [Hilary laughs]
Will: Ah, she who laughs last. Carlton, if you please. [music plays] [Carlton walks downstairs] Carlton Banks is wearing an elegant, yet masculine, cotton-silk combination designed by Will St. Le Carlton.
Carlton: Well, what do you think?
Hilary: Ooh, baby, come to Mama. You want some fries with that shake?
Ashley: Honey, you can carry my lunchbox home anytime.
Will: Hey, man, you gonna let them talk to you like that?
Carlton: Yeah, I kind of like it.

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 ‘Granny Gets Busy’ Quotes

Quote from Philip

Philip: Mama wasn't playing cards with Mrs. Sweeting last night. She was out with Ed, the handyman. I saw them kissing good night.
Vivian: Um, sweetheart, I understand why you're upset but your parents had a long, wonderful marriage. But your mother's been alone for almost a year now. Can you imagine how lonely she must be? If she's found someone, can't you just be happy for her?
Philip: No.
Vivian: Philip, think about it. If you die tomorrow, what would you want me to do?
Philip: Jump in with me and bring the kids.
Vivian: Oh, you don't mean that.
Philip: You're right. Leave the kids.

Quote from Hilary

Will: Is this the saddest sight that you've seen, man? Other than your girlfriend in biker shorts?
Ashley: We are doing just fine, thank you.
Hilary: As a matter of fact, as soon as we put it together, we'll be done.

Quote from Philip

Vivian: So, Ed, Hattie tells us that you grew up on a farm.
Ed: That's right, a horse farm.
Philip: My daddy had a horse.
Carlton: Mr. Downer, what breed did you raise?
Ed: Appaloosas. They have the most beautiful spotted coats.
Philip: My dad had a spotted coat, then he had it cleaned.
Ashley: Did you have any other animals on your farm?
Ed: Of course, we had chickens, cows, and a great old dog named Brownie.
Philip: My dad loved brownies. He once ate a whole pan-full.
Will: That explains a lot.