Will Quote #296

Quote from Will in Did the Earth Move for You?

Will: All right, all right. How can I resist those big green eyes? Wait, baby, what happened to your big green eyes? I put them in my little black purse.
Will: Oh! You wear contacts!
Kathleen: Is that okay?
Will: Pfft. Yeah. I mean. Look, I love you for what's on the inside.
Kathleen: And I love you because you're so wonderful.
[As they kiss, Will moves his hands to the back of Kathleen's head]
Will: [screams]
Kathleen: Will, be careful! That's real hair!
Will: Then why isn't it growing out your scalp?
Kathleen: I just wanted to look extra special for you tonight.
Will: You do, baby. You always do. I mean, look, not that it matters. I mean, well, it does, but... Hey, look, I'm sorry I threw your hair.

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 ‘Did the Earth Move for You?’ Quotes

Quote from Vivian

Philip: What took you so long?
Vivian: Oh, I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dress rack.
Philip: Why didn't you set the variable speed adjuster?
Vivian: Philip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Philip: Baby, you're the one that's wanted to redecorate.
Vivian: Well, yeah, I wanted to keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the Jetsons!

Quote from Vivian

Ashley: Takeout food again?
Vivian: Well, we were having leg of lamb but I accidentally put the oven on self-cleaning and now the door won't open.
Hilary: Takeout again?
Vivian: No, Hilary, I bought a new set of Styrofoam.
Carlton: Gosh, Mom, who put the rusty nails in your granola?
Vivian: Look, all this hi-tech has got me a little on edge. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
Philip: Takeout food again? What happened to the leg of lamb?
Vivian: It's being cleaned! Is that a problem?

Quote from Vivian

Geoffrey: Another minute, madam, and perhaps we'll have a diamond.
Vivian: I don't know why Philip insisted on putting in all these new gadgets. To heat something up, I have to be Lt. Uhura of the Starship Enterprise.