Will: All right, all right. How can I resist those big green eyes? Wait, baby, what happened to your big green eyes? I put them in my little black purse.
Will: Oh! You wear contacts!
Kathleen: Is that okay?
Will: Pfft. Yeah. I mean. Look, I love you for what's on the inside.
Kathleen: And I love you because you're so wonderful.
[As they kiss, Will moves his hands to the back of Kathleen's head]
Will: [screams]
Kathleen: Will, be careful! That's real hair!
Will: Then why isn't it growing out your scalp?
Kathleen: I just wanted to look extra special for you tonight.
Will: You do, baby. You always do. I mean, look, not that it matters. I mean, well, it does, but... Hey, look, I'm sorry I threw your hair.