Will Quote #1661

Quote from Will in I, Ooh, Baby Baby

Hilary: I just thought I'd stop by and see the baby.
Julie: Well...
Hilary: Oh, he's so cute. Isn't he, Will?
Will: Oh, yeah. Well, you know, bald head, pudgy. If he had a beard, he'd look just like my Uncle Phil.


 ‘I, Ooh, Baby Baby’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Dr. Duane: I found this place the first year of my internship. I was dying for food that didn't come out of a machine.
Hilary: Yeah, I spent some time in Milan and this place reminds me of a little restaurant near the Piazza Di Vani. So any mental illness in your family?
Dr. Duane: [chuckles] Excuse me?
Hilary: Schizophrenia? Anorexia? You know, general weirdness?
Dr. Duane: Uh, not that I know of. So tell me, what were you doing in Italy?
Hilary: Shopping and studying Italian.
Dr. Duane: Oh, so you speak Italian?
Hilary: Well, not exactly. I did more shopping than studying, but it didn't matter I mean, they have translators in all those little shops.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Excuse me. I'd like some information about your, um, inventory.
Clerk: Are you looking for something specific?
Hilary: What have you got in a hunk?

 Will Smith Quotes

Quote from Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse

Will: Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know. It ain't like I'm going to be sitting up every night asking my mom: "When's Daddy coming home?" You know, who needs him? He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him! I didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
Philip: Will-
Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm going to marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm gonna have me a whole bunch of kids and I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, because there ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. How come he don't want me, man?

Quote from I, Done (Part 2)

Carlton: So, Will, you haven't told me about your new place.
Will: Oh. Yeah, yeah. Uh, you know, I'm moving in soon. You know, right now they putting a Jacuzzi in and they getting the mirrors on the roof.
Carlton: So what, it's kind of a fixer-upper?
Will: Oh, no, no. No, not at all, man. Yo, this place is huge. I mean, we got floor-to-ceiling walls and wall-to-wall floors. Man, yo, it's the bomb.