Philip Quote #439

Quote from Philip in There's the Rub (Part 1)

Vy: Now, Will. Will. You grew up on my stuffing. Now, you tell everybody who's the best.
Will: Oh, well, come on, Mom-
Philip: Uh-uh-uh! Excuse us. Son. Son, come here. Let me give you a little piece of advice, huh? Never take sides when women are arguing. You can't win.
Will: Well, Uncle Phil, this is my mom. I think it'll be all right.
Philip: Look at me, boy. Lesson number one, whatever you say is wrong.
Will: We're all family here, Uncle Phil. I don't think it's quite that serious.

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 ‘There's the Rub (Part 1)’ Quotes

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Quote from Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen: You're just jealous, Vy. Jealous because I'm fine.
Vy: Fine?
Aunt Helen: Fine.
Vy: Well, I've been told that I'm very sexy.
Aunt Helen: 900 numbers don't count.

Quote from Aunt Helen

Vy: Wait, no. You made the stuffing last year.
Hattie: That's because you were sick. This is my natural turn.
Aunt Helen: Well, wait a minute. It's my turn to make it after you.
Vivian: Okay. Now you're guests in my house. I'll make the stuffing. Besides, everybody loves it.
Aunt Helen: Funny, I don't remember voting.
Vy: Uh, no offense, you guys but none of you can hold a candle to my stuffing.
Aunt Helen: That's because it's so dry, it'd go up in flames.
Hattie: All I know is, I've been making my stuffing for Philip since he was a boy. And he always asks for more.
Aunt Helen: Oh, we all know what a picky eater he is.