Will Quote #1575
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Maurice, hold on, hold on. Hey, listen, man, this really doesn't have anything to do with you. You kind of drifted into a no-fly zone. Look, Potsie don't know what he talking about, all right? Look, you are all of that, and the truth of the matter is Hilary's show is really cool, the audience is growing every day and, furthermore, you'd have a great time doing it.
Maurice Perry: I don't know.
Will: Hey, look. Come on, man. I'm telling you. The honeys is buzzing around there like a straight-up beehive, you know? You know?
Maurice Perry: All right, I'll do the show.
Will: All right.
Maurice Perry: But keep the Smurf away from me.
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Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: You know, it's true what they say, TV really does add 10 pounds.
Geoffrey: Hmm. What would account for the other 250?
Philip: You know, you're not a man who enjoys employment, are you, Geoffrey?
Quote from Carlton
Will: Aah! So did you do it? Well, I hope you're happy now. You know, you got what you wanted. I'm out. You're in.
Carlton: Is that about it?
Will: No, sir. I have only begun. See, you know what kills me? I was laughing while I was walking home because it's funny. You know, how we can live together all these years, almost like brothers and you could still low-bridge me the way you did.
Carlton: Are you about done?
Will: Oh, no, sir. Furthermore, you little...
Carlton: Snake? Weasel?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: Nerd?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: How about square-headed short stack?
Will: This is not the way this is supposed to be going.
Quote from Will
Carlton: And action.
Will: Hi. As the king of poultry, I know what good chicken should taste like, and if you... Hold up, Carlton. Wait a minute. A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick.