Will Quote #1526
Quote from Will in Cold Feet, Hot Body
Will: Oh, hey, Uncle Phil, what's up, man? You know, I cannot thank you enough for the, uh, little history lesson.
Philip: Oh. Oh, so there was a test?
Will: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I admit, I peeked over a couple of shoulders and I liked what I saw but I did not cheat.
Philip: Ah. Good for you, son.
Will: All right.
Lisa: I thought you took all your tests.
Will: Oh, uh, it was an unexpected oral exam. Yeah. But you know what, baby? I passed and it's out of my life forever, so let's have a beautiful night.
Geoffrey: [clears throat]
Denise: Surprise.
Will: [screams] [sings] I feel good [hums]
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‘Cold Feet, Hot Body’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil. Look, you know I love Lisa. I wanna be with her 24/7, you know?
Philip: Yeah, well, I'm with you so far.
Will: But every once in a while it's kind of like the Civil War. You know, the North got everything under control but every once in a while, it's a Southern uprising.
Philip: Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I understand, see, but you have to remember that the North has right on its side so you better be damn sure that it wins the war.
Will: Uncle Phil, look, I'm trying, man but I got the feeling that the South shall rise again. And you know, I don't even know if it's fair to marry Lisa. You know, during wartime.
Quote from Carlton
Will: Carlton, the customers are complaining there ain't no bacon in the BLT's.
Carlton: Well, where's the law that says the B has to stand for bacon? Read the damn sign.
Will: Bread, lettuce and tomato?
Carlton: Well, we had to cut back somewhere. Last month, our outlay exceeded our revenues. But I don't expect you to understand that.
Denise: Ahem. Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?
Will: Excuse me, Carlton, but a beautiful woman wants to talk to me. [mimics Carlton] But I don't expect you to understand that.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Now, okay? Now, we're walking. We're walking. Ooh... Beautiful woman walks right on by. Looks just Diahann Carroll.
Will: Ah. Phillip.
Philip: What, Vivian? I was looking at that woman. I mean, she's gorgeous, but she doesn't do a thing for me. Baby, what is it that you have that she doesn't?
Will: [high-pitched voice] A mean left hook.
Philip: Oh, come on.
Will: [normal voice] I apologize. I was just playing, Uncle Phil. You're right, I see your point.
Philip: Ain't that the truth. Now, but you don't push your luck because you're just a beginner. If Toni Braxton walked by, you just put on your sunglasses.
Will: Oh, man, I don't need none of that stuff. I got it completely under control. I don't care if Toni girl goes galloping by on a white horse buck-naked, you know what I'm saying? [mimics horse neighing] She better be traveling fast, though. Snatch her little butt down off there.