Will Quote #1515
Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Ernie: Hey, Phillip. Am I interrupting something?
Philip: No, nothing you don't already know. I'm just having a little discussion with Will about this situation.
Ernie: Oh, well, look, now, let's not overreact. Okay?
Philip: No, look, as far as I'm concerned, there's no excuse. I think some kind of disciplinary action is in order.
Ernie: Hey, lighten up. It was only $20,000 in there. These days that's hardly enough to even be considered a bribe.
Philip: Excuse me?
Ernie: Oh, look, look. If it's your nephew you're worried about, forget it. It's not like he delivered it.
Will: Yeah, that's right. And your bonus is in there, and the keys to your little filthy Porsche. And if my drawers wasn't so dirty, I'd snatch this suit off and give it back to you too.
Philip: I can't believe what I'm hearing. What are you doing, Ernie?
Will: Hey, I tell you what the brother's doing. [off Uncle Phil's look] I'll tell you later. I'll just write it down.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.