Will Quote #1512

Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold

Carlton: Will?
Will: What money?
Carlton: Will, what's that under your jacket?
Will: Huh? Oh, it's nothing. You know, it's just a little, old briefcase. You know, but it's not really important, because there ain't nothing in it, you know.
Carlton: Will, as soon as you stop clowning around, I need to ask you a question. If I kissed you on the first date would you blush and giggle or knee me in the groin?
Will: I'd knee you in the groin, then I'd blush and giggle. Now, get away from me.

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 ‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.

Quote from Geoffrey

Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.