Carlton Quote #455

Quote from Carlton in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold

Carlton: Brown Sugar, here I come.
Geoffrey: Why, what have we here?
Carlton: It's 1995, Geoffrey. When a fella goes on a date, he better carry protection. Sani-Seat. Oh, and I'm also bringing my secret weapon. That's right, Tony Orlando with Dawn.

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 ‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.

Quote from Geoffrey

Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.